An unrepentant old lady climbed out of the car. “You’re parked in a motorcycle space” said the MMW.
“Yes” said the old woman.
“That’s not a motorcycle.”
She thought for a moment. “I’m only going to the cash point.”
And shuffled off, pants on fire (well, they ought to have been … or she takes more than 15 minutes to get cash out).
We debated the most appropriate reprisal. Personally, I’m all for taking two of the wheels off and leaving a note which says “your vehicle has been modified to have the appropriate number of wheels for parking in a motorcycle space” but lockable nuts prevented this.