Rhythm and Blues


Ruby and I are struggling to find our rhythm. If this was a new relationship we’d be at the stage where, instead of locking lips you bump noses, and instead of sliding elegantly under the sheets for some well-deserved Sherlocking you accidentally knee your partner in the gnarly parts, but those few, elusive moments when it all comes together make it worth persevering.

Today has been a classic demonstration that my mood affects my motor skills. Under the blue, if baltic, skies in the morning we had a fantastic time dodging the hazards in Hackney, doing an (almost feet up) u-ey to go south instead of north on the A10 having got turned round in the Home Zone, and cruising the deserted City. In the evening, large parts of North London snarled to a halt (I think Arsenal are playing). Every gap closed as I headed into it, the gearbox refused to slip into first and we kangarooed our way away from the lights in 2nd gear to the smell of burning clutch. Particular curses and opprobium on the Arthur Daley impersonator, who, when I backed away from attempting to squeeze between his beat-up Jag and a white van to my right, opened his door and ostentatiously checked for scratches on his paintwork. Both barrels of the Touratech spots to you, mate!

Then on the last corner before home we had a lairy moment on a manhole cover. Three cheers to the off-road day: I stuck my foot out, gave it some throttle (probably exceeding my 4k run-in ceiling) and we fishtailed our way back to balance.

The indicators are still giving me grief. A warning to London GS riders – if you see someone staring intently at your right hand, they’re not mistakenly trying to work out your marital status, it’s me, trying to see how other people approach this Gordian knot.

And I had forgotten how damn hard it is to attach a Baglux tank harness – hence the undignified lash-up shown in the pic! At least the duffel is colour-co-ordinated. If anyone’s done this for a 2007 GS, please send me some tips!

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  1. Anonymous

    Wedding Rings are worn on the left Hand, BMW’s Indicator cancel switch is supposed to be used by the right thumb, no wonder you are having difficulty….. !Straigten left 1st finger and pull left thumb away and it makes the shape of a letter “L”. This Tip for school kids might help.Re Bag Lux Harness fitting try this site http://ukgser.com/home/orhttp://www.gsclubuk.org/home.htmland post a Forum question !!

  2. ukgser has accepted me as a member but won’t let me post anything. They must have been warned! So I went to the source and am now armed with instructions from Baglux. Will have another go next time I’m home in daylight (so…about March, then!)

  3. Did you test ride the Bmw-EASTIE machine before you signed on the dotted line? Or are all the BMW demonstraters specially prepared to fool the unsuspecting……into the lifetyle?

  4. I did test-ride (twice) but was fooled by ShinyBikeLust into thinking it was a problem I would swiftly crack!

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